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Name: OptiMeno Membership
Brand: OptiMeno
Price: 20 USD
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Two complete Trios, each with the OptiMeno app included when you subscribe. Plus apparel and everyday pieces.

The Trios.

Each Trio is three formulas with their own roles, ingredients and directions.

Menopause Trio

Daytime, Hot Flash, and Nighttime oral melts in one three-tin set.

Daytime
Hot Flash
Nighttime

$279 a month with subscription or $299 one-time

Choose your plan

Slim Down Trio

Normal Blood Sugar, Diet Drops Ultra, and Energy and Cognition together in one bundle.

Normal Blood Sugar
Diet Drops Ultra
Energy and Cognition

$279 a month with subscription or $299 one-time

Choose your plan

Not sure which one is yours? Take the free quiz

Apparel.

Tees, sleepwear and a cap. Add straight to your cart, no quiz needed.

"Hold That Thought" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

For when the word was right there, and then it wasn't. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “HOLD THAT THOUGHT.” in gold and “I lost mine.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"Fan First" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

Fan in hand, explanations later. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “FAN FIRST.” in gold above “Questions later.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"I'm Hot Today" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

Hot, just not the way anyone means. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “I’M HOT TODAY.” in gold and “Try me tomorrow.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"Don't Make Me" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

For when everyone asks what you're doing differently. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “DON’T MAKE ME send you the quiz link.” and a QR code that opens the free OptiMeno quiz.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"I Sleep Now" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

Said with the confidence of someone who finally does. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “I SLEEP” in gold and “Now.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"I'm Too Young For This" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

Because none of this was on the calendar. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “I’M TOO YOUNG” in gold and “for this.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"It's Just Stress" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

The answer everyone keeps giving, worn with a raised eyebrow. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “IT’S JUST” in gold and “stress.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.

"Tried the Herbs" Tee

Women's relaxed slogan tee

$38

You read everything, tried everything, and built a routine that works. A soft black relaxed-fit tee with “TRIED THE HERBS.” in gold and “Got a system.” in cream script.

Relaxed fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S to 3XL

Select size

Size guide

Women’s relaxed fit tee. Measurements are in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Your body
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
US size	6–8	10–12	14–16	18–20	22–24	26–28
Chest	34–37	38–41	42–45	46–49	50–53	54–57

The tee, laid flat
Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	25 ¼	26	26 ¾	27 ½	28 ¼	29
Width	18 ½	20	22	24	26	28
Sleeve length	7 ¾	8 ¼	8 ¾	9 ½	10 ¼	10 ¾

Chest: measure around the fullest part, under your arms. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Each tee may vary by up to 2 inches.